April 2013
jesuschristvevo:
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
gallana:
beerito:
rnickey:
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
justmellarkable:
if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
oddbrad:
rnedia:
fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear
my dad was good at this game
spockward:
coolscar:
egberts:
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
Watchmiddlechildswag:
In 4th grade i adopted a pet baby duckling that hatched late in my backyard and it followed me everyone i named it Chancellor it would sleep in my shoe but then it got eaten by a cat,
lonelywhiteasian:
why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick
doctorangel:
thordoftherings:
margaretchode:
emperorshatterfingers:
coolscar:
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
#this post is so fucking real
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
THAT THING!
theabominationis2spooky:
avengingpotter:
camillesaurus:
dirtytalkinginenochian:
Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
