jesuschristvevo: you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce
ryahn: grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care should’ve seen that coming
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
oddbrad: rnedia: fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear my dad was good at this game
spockward: coolscar: egberts: imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
middlechildswag: In 4th grade i adopted a pet baby duckling that hatched late in my backyard and it followed me everyone i named it Chancellor it would sleep in my shoe but then it got eaten by a cat,
lonelywhiteasian: why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick
doctorangel: thordoftherings: margaretchode: emperorshatterfingers: coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing man fuck the thing #this post is so fucking real for those few sad people who do not know i give you the thing THAT THING!
theabominationis2spooky: avengingpotter: camillesaurus: dirtytalkinginenochian: Two bloggers went outside that’s it that’s the joke it’s an inside joke
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.